(Note: Sung to "Billy-Boy" - boys ask, girls answer)
(In the absence of females, substitute "she" for "I")

Can you walk a little way,
With it in, with it in?
Can you walk a little way,
With it in?

I can do it with a smile,
I can walk a bloody mile,
With it in, with it in, with it in.

Can you pour me frosty beer,
With it in, with it in?
Can you pour me frosty beer,
With it in?

I can poor your frosty beer,
Even with your mug in here,
With it in, with it in, with it in.

Can you sing a pretty tune,
With it in, with it in?
Can you sing a pretty tune,
With it in?

I can sing a pretty tune,
Under your most handsome moon,
With it in, with it in, with it in.

Can you drive my father's car,
With it in, with it in?
Can you drive my father's car,
With it in?

I can drive your father's car,
To the local village bar,
With it in, with it in, with it in.

Can you stay upon my horse,
With it in, with it in?
Can you stay upon my horse, With it in?

I can stay upon your horse,
And continue intercourse,
With it in, with it in, with it in.