(Note: Sung to "Oh, Come All Ye Faithful")
1.
Why are we waiting,
Could be masturbating,
Oh, why are we waiting,
So fuck-ing long.
Why are we waiting,
Could be fornicating,
Oh, why are we waiting?
Oh, why are we waiting?
Oh, why are we waiting,
So fucking long!
(repeat until beer arrrives)
(Note: "clean" version for "mixed company")
2.
Why are we waiting,
Why are we waiting,
Oh, why are we waiting
Oh why, why, why?
Why are we waiting,
Why are we wating?
Oh, why are we waiting?
Oh, why are we waiting?
Oh, why are we waiting,
Oh, why, why, why?
(repeat until beer arrives)