I Met a Whore in the Park One Day
(Sung to the tune When Jonny Comes Marching Home)

I met a whore in the park one day,
Yo ho, yo ho,
I met a whore in the park one day,
Yo ho, yo ho,
I met a whore in the park one day,
She said hey rugger, you wanna lay

Chorus:
Get in, Get out, quit fuckin' about,
Yo ho, yo hoyo ho.

I put my hand upon her toe,
Yo ho, yo ho,
I put my hand upon her toe,
Yo ho, yo ho,
I put my hand upon her toe,
She said hey rugger you're way to low.

Chorus

I put my hand upon her knee,
Yo ho, yo ho,
I put my hand upon her knee,
Yo ho, yo ho,
I put my hand upon her knee,
she said hey rugger you're kiddin' me

Chorus

I put my hand upon her thigh,
Yo ho, yo ho,
I put my hand upon her thigh,
Yo ho, yo ho,
I put my hand upon her thigh,
She said hey rugger you're way to shy

Chorus

I put my hand upon her tit,
Yo ho, yo ho,
I put my hand upon her tit,
Yo ho, yo ho,
I put my hand upon her tit,
She said, "hey rugger, you're getting it"

Chorus

I put my hand upon her twat,
Yo ho, yo ho,
I put my hand upon her twat,
Yo ho, yo ho,
I put my hand upon her twat,
She said hey rugger you hit the spot

Chorus

I put my dick into her mouth,
Yo ho, yo ho,
I put my dick into her mouth,
Yo ho, yo ho,
I put my dick into her mouth,
She said mmm, mhmh, mhmhm...

Chorus

I put her in a wooden box,
Yo ho, yo ho,
I put her in a wooden box,
Yo ho, yo ho,
I put her in a wooden box,
From havin' too many rugger's cocks

Chorus

I dig her up every now and then,
Yo ho, yo ho,
I dig her up every now and then,
Yo ho, yo ho,
I dig her up every now and then,
She did me before she'll do me again

Chorus

Now these four ruggers they went to hell,
Yo ho, yo ho,
Now these few ruggers they went to hell,
Yo ho, yo ho,
Now these few ruggers they went to hell,
They fucked the devil, his wives as well

Yo ho, yo ho yo ho